Since it looks like things have quieted down a little bit, I thought I'd start that job listing.

So, anyone hiring who's looking for work? Full or part time?

( Private: Investigation Team )

I'm not really sure what happened over the past week or so, but I have several messages on my voicemail from work... They aren't very happy, and they want to know why I wasn't there. Does anyone know what happened? Was I ill or something?

[ The screen's static fades in and out until the picture stabilizes, revealing what appears to be a black pool of liquid on the floor, on top of which there is a mask. A screech is heard. Suddenly, the mask is lifted up, and the black liquid takes on an amorphous shape. ]


( Read more... )

Souji, Kanji, Chie, Naoto, Yukiko, Rise - anybody who's normal and not like.... suddenly six....

Anybody who remembers why they're here, can you check in please?

Oh and has anybody seen a Doctor? No, not the one with the garnish - the other one.

Can anyone else get ahold of Teddie? I can't seem to find him at all!!

It is lovely to be here and I truly appreciate all that people have done to accommodate me - the facilities for this boarding school are quite modern and well-appointed - but I wish to communicate with my parents. Or the physician that commonly treats our family. This memory loss is alarming...

I don't mean to bother, you Shepherd, but is it possible you could check on Teddie for me? I called his cell phone earlier and something answered, but it didn't sound like Teddie. It sounded like.. either way, I would appreciate if you could look in on him and let me know if this is just a prank. He's not in school-- although it appears many ( Read more... )

So wait, wait. Let me get this straight. So if I understand what they're saying correctly (and just for the record, I don't) - none of that stuff.... ever even happened ( Read more... )

So, this is all some crazy world on the other side of the TV or something, right?  I mean, they're the fake ones, not, um, what they said?  I just want to know, if I shout 'You're Not Real!', I'm not going to wind up fighting some kind of giant fire-breathing yellow-eyed monster, am I?

Teddie gets to experience school! The glistening hallways, the almost unbearable agony of midterms, the shared joy when you and your teammates ace a group project, the hours spent toiling, studying together in libraries
( Read more... )